Rabbit, rabbit! For an introduction to the idiosyncracies of our apartment, last night our bathroom cabinet tried to fall off the wall, which is how we discovered it had been hung by people who seem not to have understood several essential concepts about screws and drywall and the distribution of weight, which is how at four in the morning we were taking the heavy mirrored door off its hinges in hopes of it not actually smashing into the sink in the night. It did not and this morning we had a visit from the plumber come to fix a totally unrelated and fortunately uncomplicated issue under the sink. I would find all of this funnier had it not completely deprived me of sleep, but it makes a change from the front steps.
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- 1: With that you're-on-camera smile like she wants to try me on
- 2: I'm man enough to be a party girl and dance all night, the American high
- 3: Why don't you ever let me love you?
- 4: Wish they'd drop the knife in the peep-show parking lot
- 5: When you go to hell, I'll go there with you, too
- 6: Perform the ritual that puts me in the part
- 7: And then we shall dance on your graves
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- Style: Classic for Refried Tablet by and
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