You put your great ideas up your nose, then try to tell me where the fuck to go

I just wish to state for the record that it seems unnecessary that on the same day that our next-door neighbors break ground on their new driveway with all the requisite jackhammers and sleep-stopping dump trucks, I have to find out—like so many other friends and colleagues—that my work has been pirated by the plagiarism engines of Meta. Please send class action suits and an eighteen-pounder.