In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

(In which I attempt to offer an alternative to all the actually useful good news I've been posting around here lately.) Some months ago, fleurdelis28 and I were under the impression that we had created a Model of a Modern Major-General Meme. I have now discovered from lignota that someone with an OKCupid! account not only had the same idea, but the quiz-fashioning skills to implement it. I hope you share with me the realization that this is seriously disturbing. There are just some things that shouldn't evolve in parallel.

That said, these results amuse me highly. I'm betting it was the washing list in Babylonic cuneiform that did it.

The Very Model You are 61% the model of a modern Major-General

Congratulations! You are the very model of a modern Major-General. There's still room for improvement, though; even Major-General Stanley isn't perfect.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 34% on stanley-ness

Link: The Modern Major General Test written by touleontos on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test