Like switching on or switching off, choosing a bow tie or high heels

[sovay]

I know two really sweet songs about kink—

Schmekel, "Hold My Yod"

Isn't it splendid that we're chums? Aren't you glad we aren't frum?
So won't you beat me with a flogger on my bum?
You make me come in such a complicated way
Oh, what would Shmuley say?

The Spook School, "Speak When You're Spoken To"

And I'll throw my heart in your face
You can put me back, back in my place
You know I like it when you tell me what to do
Only speak, speak when I'm spoken to

—and I'm looking for a third to make a genre. derspatchel has suggested The Wet Spots' "Do You Take It?" but it strikes me as more straightforwardly comedic ("You're adorable, reliable / But is your anus pliable?") whereas I find the Schmekel track both funny and sweet. Also, stuck in my head. More of this sort of thing must exist even if I don't know where to look for it. What are the obvious contenders I'm missing?

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[ladymondegreen.livejournal.com]

May I suggest Einstein's Little Homunculus's Don't Ask?

[sovay]

May I suggest Einstein's Little Homunculus's Don't Ask?

I've never heard of either the band or the song! I'll check it out.

[edit] "And there's no win or lose, no me or you, no steps to go through / It's all in how you play the game."

Okay; that counts!

[ladymondegreen.livejournal.com]

They are hyper local to you, and sometimes contain people you know.

Now I've started thinking about this and may have to see if there are other things that fit this genre.