Like switching on or switching off, choosing a bow tie or high heels

[sovay]

I know two really sweet songs about kink—

Schmekel, "Hold My Yod"

Isn't it splendid that we're chums? Aren't you glad we aren't frum?
So won't you beat me with a flogger on my bum?
You make me come in such a complicated way
Oh, what would Shmuley say?

The Spook School, "Speak When You're Spoken To"

And I'll throw my heart in your face
You can put me back, back in my place
You know I like it when you tell me what to do
Only speak, speak when I'm spoken to

—and I'm looking for a third to make a genre. derspatchel has suggested The Wet Spots' "Do You Take It?" but it strikes me as more straightforwardly comedic ("You're adorable, reliable / But is your anus pliable?") whereas I find the Schmekel track both funny and sweet. Also, stuck in my head. More of this sort of thing must exist even if I don't know where to look for it. What are the obvious contenders I'm missing?

Comments

[larryhammer]

"The Masochism Tango"?

[boxofdelights]

Depeche Mode's Strangelove and Never Let Me Down Again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIrm0dHbCDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A

[ladymondegreen.livejournal.com]

May I suggest Einstein's Little Homunculus's Don't Ask?

[ethelmay.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure "The Masochism Tango" doesn't count. But maybe that verse of Cohen's "Hallelujah"?

[ashlyme.livejournal.com]

There's Pansy Division's "James Bondage".

[gwynnega]

There's that classic of the genre, "Venus in Furs" by the Velvet Underground.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Perhaps Red Roses and Dead Things by Seanan McGuire? I mean, it's more Addams Family than strict BDSM, but then again...

"Won't you poison my coffee with a loving hand
And then bring me back to life to follow your command?
Hold me as tightly as padlocked chain
Tell me that you only love me for my brain
It isn't all that hard to prove what your love means
I only need a little kindness and a guillotine"

~Sor