Mayday! Mayday!

[sovay]

I wonder why it's May Day? The distress call . . . Why do you say "May Day"? It's only a Bank Holiday. Why not Shrove Tuesday? Or Ascension Sunday? "Ascension Sunday! Ascension Sunday! The fifteenth Wednesday after Pentecost! The fifteenth Wednesday after Pentecost!"
—Rimmer, Red Dwarf

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[muchabstracted.livejournal.com]

Red Dwarf! *bounces*

[sovay]

I was introduced to Red Dwarf at Brandeis, by dgr8bob: it stuck. And I'd already sort of blown my best May Day music on an earlier post, so—why not? It's such a good line.

[muchabstracted.livejournal.com]

Don't think I know dgr8bob, though based on his friendslist, I might. Anyway. Any excuse to quote Red Dwarf is a good one.

"So what is it?"
"I've never seen one, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole."
"A white hole?"
"Just as a black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe, a white hole will spew it back in."
"So what is it?"
"I've never seen one..."

*throttles urge to quote further*

[sovay]

That's okay; I can take over.

"It's impossible to tell at this range. Whatever it is, they clearly have a technology way in advance of our own!"

"So do the Albanian State Washing Machine Company."

"Step up to red alert!"

"Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."

". . . There's always some excuse, isn't there?"

[muchabstracted.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't remember that episode.

"You'll like my shipmates.
"Well, some of them.
"Well, one of them.
"Maybe."

[sovay]

It's from one of the later seasons, not sure which one. (The first two are my favorites, hands down. It's something about the very low budget and the character work; though I don't hate the third season either.) Probably I should have attributed the dialogue: that's Kryten, Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, Rimmer. On the other hand, you could probably tell . . .

: )

[sovay]

Yeah. You want planet-hopping, watch Star Trek. Claustrophobic smeg-ups with one's holographic roommate is where it's at.