Mayday! Mayday!
I wonder why it's May Day? The distress call . . . Why do you say "May Day"? It's only a Bank Holiday. Why not Shrove Tuesday? Or Ascension Sunday? "Ascension Sunday! Ascension Sunday! The fifteenth Wednesday after Pentecost! The fifteenth Wednesday after Pentecost!"
—Rimmer, Red Dwarf
—Rimmer, Red Dwarf

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"You'll like my shipmates.
"Well, some of them.
"Well, one of them.
"Maybe."
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