It takes two to tango, but I think you're dancing on your own

Good morning, and welcome to the hundred and first anniversary of President Woodrow Wilson's permanently incapacitating stroke. Isn't it amazing the hoaxes you can catch if you don't take precautions? The world being even weirder than it was the last time I looked in, I appreciate ashlyme finding me the following image:



It's Steel's inexpressible origins.