Like, it's Al Capone—he juggles dicks

Instead, being stupid tired, we watched the most recent episode of Comedy Central's Drunk History, "Landmarks," starring Taylor Schilling as Emily Roebling, Liev Schreiber as Victor Lustig, and John Cho as William Shakespeare—I recommend it unreservedly if you can get it to play. Afterward, derspatchel had gone into the kitchen to refill my hot water mug when I heard him say with sudden serious urgency, "You have to come see this." He was right.

( I swear I can remember telling my cat to get his butt out of somewhere and meaning it metaphorically. )

Autolycus is now more safely ensconced on the kitchen table, catloafed against Rob's laptop for warmth. I am going to wash a skillet and go to bed.