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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2024-10-23 02:00 pm
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I'd be more bothered if a ghost had seen me

The Keeper (1983) is pocket hauntology, a one-room two-hander that packs its half-hour with explicitly immensurable time. Its plot is that paranormal evergreen, the ghost-hunters who find their quarry and so much the worse for them, but as it plays out in the stone-time cosmology of Alan Garner, they should have been so lucky as to wake the dead.

From its start, the teleplay does not align us with the human disturbance of the tranquil decay of Beacon Lodge, the colorless slanting of a winter afternoon through ivy-scrawled panes across a floor of sticks and rubbish, every sign of dereliction from bare shelves to jutting beams except for the fire that danced in unswept ashes as if newly laid, the one unbroken chair drawn up to the hearth as if vacated just a moment before. It doesn't look like a place where anyone has been living, yet it does not look unoccupied. Rattling the door to come in, Peter (Tim Woodward) and Sally (Janet Maw) register as gate-crashers rather than guests, bundled like hikers with the paraphernalia of their psychical overnight which they unshoulder to take in the chill, littered, open-roofed emptiness: "What a shame, letting it get like this!" From restless coverts of the house, we regard them as doubtfully, a couple so obviously mismatched, they make a natural pair, him gangling and fairish, still cheerful to believe after six fruitless investigations, her dark and compact, skeptically prepared to enjoy a self-spooked night. They unfold their camp beds, share a thermos of coffee, make their first, mundane observations. By the time night has fallen without a glimpse of spirits beyond the contents of their glasses, Sally is teasing her earnest, embarrassed partner, "When I said I'd come with you on this jaunt, I expected a little more of a run for my money," as they sit up by the artificial campfire of a storm lantern. "You might find it here," he returns with a hint of storyteller's malice, before relating the ill-starred essentials of this nineteenth-century gamekeeper's lodge that make it sound like a miniature Hill House, a locus of inexplicable misfortunes long predating the suicide that emptied it of active tenancy in 1912, its peculiarly formal abandonment following the 1960 sale of the estate. "There's always something been here . . . That's what's creepy. There's no ghost. But my grandmother was never in doubt," Peter concludes, a mischievous, telltale admission, the origin story perhaps of his paranormal interest: "If ever any house was haunted, this one was. Or is." The riddle hangs on the air like the curious whiff of smoke, reminiscent of herbs, even incense, Sally caught for an instant as she moved around the cold-hearthed half-ruin, how can there be a haunting without a ghost? The audience with the advantage of a share in the darting, creeping camera that peers through the caged ribs of wainscoting and across both sides of a Scrabble board as if everywhere and nowhere at once may have their suspicions, but as Peter warns with apt and unconscious irony, "It's best to keep an open mind."

Considered as the mystery of a classic ghost story in which the cause of the haunting contains the conditions for its expiation, the short slow burn of The Keeper plays by Golden Age rules in providing its characters with the necessary clues, though their susceptible rationalism makes it anyone's guess whether they'll interpret them correctly in time. Certainly it feels unwise of Sally to chafe her arms and mutter, "Oh, come on, house, if you're going to," especially without checking whether it already has, but the night is wearing on in the click of tiles and the scratching of pencils and Peter's good-natured grousing about her triple scores and the most notable anomaly recorded so far at Beacon Lodge has been an incongruous rise in the ambient temperature, not so much that its mortal lodgers aren't still huddling into their coats and scarves over the last of the coffee, but definitely not the eerie heat-theft that presages the spark-gap transmission of the dead. Even as they compare their personal theories of haunting, neither of them gives much thought to the competitive acrostic of their game—cuckoo, love, west, window, nest, lodging, go—until it leaps out in exquisite corpse relief as the skeleton of the folk verse apparently written by Sally in lieu of her intended correspondence, an act of mutual, unwitting psychography that makes irreversibly clear how literally the strangeness of Beacon Lodge has gotten under their skins:

Go from my window, my love, my love,
Go from my window, my dear;
For the wind's in the west and the cuckoo's in his nest
And you can't have a lodging here.


Prior to this point, the house has been no more unwelcoming to its visitors than any historic structure half pulled down and left to rot the rest of the way, its bare walls offering the shelter its stripped roof denies, but now as if in vehement underscore of the song's instruction they are assailed by all the sense-wrenching phenomena a parapsychologist could dream of, a windless storm that beats them to the ground in one another's arms, an audible smash of glass intact in the bobble of a torch-flash, a terrible deep-sounding tread that clangs at the door and drags itself across the vanished floor of the upper storey and down the inaccessible gap of the stairs and in the finest tradition of stone tapes, on the cassette that Peter frantically plays back it's nowhere to be heard, only their own captured human confusion and fright. His pedantically point-missing deflection that "Cuckoos don't have nests, anyway" has as little effect as breaking the connectors of the tiles. Sally has already intuited that the plug can't be pulled on this haunting so easily. "We're being used. I'm being used," she breathes in dismay, the letter-writer dwarfed by the looming slats of the chair still turned toward the silent hearth, its perspective dissolving over her shoulder as her pen began to scrawl across the page. Her round face in its cup of bark-brown hair floats like a mask in the paraffin light, a pressure of darkness behind it: "I can feel it. Absorbing. What are we doing here?"

In fairness to Peter and Sally, their misinterpretation of the available data has some generically established, misleadingly literary precedents on its side. As they slap down the letter tiles that will become their inadvertent planchettes, we learn that Sally favors the poltergeist-like explanation that "it was people that made a haunting, not ghosts . . . that it's something people generate in themselves," while Peter takes a more latent, residual, mediated view: "You don't think it's the place that does the generating? Or perhaps the place acting through the people . . . It's like we're the connection: we convert the energy. Aye, it's like transistors." His simile of choice is only a little more electronically advanced from the mythical plug wiring of The Owl Service (1967), essentially the same idea of a force in the land instantiated through its inhabitants. With the same author behind both texts, the reader-viewer may be forgiven for sharing the assumption that the recurring ill-luck of Beacon Lodge is a similar product of the human ability to tap into the ancient, imprinted earth, receiving its pattern to play it out again. The earth in question would prefer not to:

"To think that we could have been so arrogant . . . All it wants is to be left alone. The earth not broken. They were wrong to build a house here. That woman. She knew the land should not be broken. That's why she left it. There is a keeper for the land. A keeper against trespass."

In this one respect, Beacon Lodge is more Hell House than it is Hill House or Taskerlands—its haunting is neither an insensate mechanism nor an accumulated stain but a guarded intelligence in control of its manifestations, merely one that was never human and wants none of them. The folk song it excavated from the Scrabble tiles looks like a sincere effort to communicate both its nature and its intentions. Older than humanity it may be, geologically autochthonous, its own habitat encroached on by estates and enclosures and the insect presumptions of the Anthropocene, it is also the cuckoo in Beacon Lodge, the claimant of a nest that was not built for it and from which it will evict all cohabitants, even from their own selves. It does seem to differ from other traditionally haunted houses in that it offers its invaders the chance of escape, cryptically by quotation, more forcefully with its territorial display, none of which is sufficient to detach Peter from the empirical impedimenta of his ghost-hunt or Sally from her partner's side, even as her interpenetration with the land becomes ever more complete. "We should not have meddled. We should not . . . We were told. Now the keeper will not let us go." If he would just turn around from his anxious scribbling, he would see the thickening stillness with which she assumed her place in the chair that earlier warned her off like a siege perilous, the pad of notes he thrust on her with irrelevant reassurance lying blankly across her lap and her eyes a thousand yards of centuries, but it is not until she comes to find him that he can be distracted from his feverish recording and by then she is no longer, her vision swallowed by that disembodied subjective camera closing in on a terrified tangle of a man who can barely articulate the question of what was once his lover, echoing back at him in her calm, unrecognizable voice: "Who are you?" Slack-jawed, in the grip of an awful immanence, Peter whispers, "You." In the ring of his stone-green eye, a flame kindles, the tongues of the fire that danced by day on the unperturbed hearth. It burns just as steadily now in the faintly moonlit room that seems empty once again of all human traces, sleeping bags and rucksacks and folding chairs as lost in time as the people they once gave the false hope of a home. The chair stands as it always did, spindle-legged, expectant, comfortable before the fire.

Even more than the ending of Red Shift (1973) which pulls its people apart as inexorably as the heat death of the universe, The Keeper may be the most pessimistic version I have encountered of Garner's vision of relationship with the land. The Owl Service offers no way out of its endlessly iterating circuit of myth, but each generation does have the chance to channel the power once perverted in their valley into a less destructive expression, flowers instead of owls. There is nothing that can be done to be safe in Beacon Lodge except leave it. There is no expiation except the process begun by the daughter of self-destroyed Charlie Giddens, guessing that what the land wanted most was to be free of its human chains. It doesn't want architecture, it doesn't want agriculture, it doesn't want settlement. No wonder an odd avidity steals into Sally's voice as she strokes the undamaged glass of the windows and muses otherwise: "When we were little, we used to go looking for empty houses. There's no sound like it when a brick lands smack in the middle. You feel it in your stomach." Her face mingled with the night-clustered ivy reflects like a wildwood stranger's, a Pepper's ghost of a green woman. Perhaps it's a glimpse of the truth: if this inviolable earth was ever anything a human name could be put to, it might have been a sacred grove, a nemeton or something even more primeval; its associations with fire further suggest a ritual site, god-ground forgotten except in the hand-me-down of the house's name and jealously defended by its numen nonetheless. It is notable that in a near-contravention of the laws of folk horror, Peter's local origins avail him nothing when it comes to understanding or withstanding the keeper. It doesn't care who's homegrown or outlandish, what adult foolhardiness or childhood nightmares explain the breaching of its threshold. All habitation is inimical to it and when this latest incursion shows no signs of sensibly decamping, the keeper takes care of its pests. They are not even left as a palimpsest in the land but subsumed into it totally, as if wiped from history, a brutal end for a couple of characters who don't even rate on the obnoxiously debunking, rigidly credulous scale of paranormal researchers. Especially from a writer so concerned with the ineradicable hereness of past ages, what an actual hell of a fate.

The Keeper was the third and last of Garner's original one-shots for television anthologies, in this case ITV's Spooky (1983), the precursor to Dramarama (1983–89) under whose banner it was released on now inevitably out-of-print DVD; I watched it despite an aggravating, glitchy muddiness on YouTube and the tight direction by John Woods, the restive cinematography by Albert Almond, and especially the skittery, antique score by Gordon Crosse, rattling the nerve harp of its hammered dulcimer, suggest that even younger viewers who had made it through Children of the Stones (1977) or the catalogue of Sapphire & Steel (1979–82) could have hit this programme and bailed on the entire concept of TV. I thought I had discovered it last month after To Kill a King (1980), but it turns out I was rediscovering an almost decade-old recommendation from Catherine Butler, which feels correct. It may be a minor item in Garner's catalogue, but minor Garner is still weirder than most alternatives. "Welcome to Beacon Lodge." This trespass brought to you by my absorbing backers at Patreon.
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[personal profile] selkie 2024-10-23 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA OH GOD NO.
Which is to say your review has been effective and I'm going to go find a nice safe fairy ring or some comforting standing stones or one of them doors in the woods of Appalachia that just stands there and waits.

in which the cause of the haunting contains the conditions for its expiation
I just. This is so. I wish I could express the feeling this particular phrase you used evoked in my little brain, but it's a succinct little instruction manual and I wish more people printed it out, even in fictional teleplay situations nearly as old as we.

It doesn't care who's homegrown or outlandish, what adult foolhardiness or childhood nightmares explain the breaching of its threshold. All habitation is inimical to it and when this latest incursion shows no signs of sensibly decamping, the keeper takes care of its pests. This has been a message from the Nope, Bye! Broadcasting System.

What a fitting thing to watch for Halloween season.
Edit: I made it seven minutes and forty-odd seconds and then my sense of MEAT! outweighed my suspension of disbelief.
Edited 2024-10-24 00:20 (UTC)
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[personal profile] selkie 2024-10-24 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
There were moments the YouTube-ization of the original…print? Tape? It’s Thames so it might have been spare darkroom chemicals on duplicating paper — really gave the whole thing a cornfield couch effect.
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[personal profile] thisbluespirit 2024-10-23 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter (Tim Woodward) and Sally (Janet Maw)

Oh, you told me you'd been watching something with Janet Maw in when I'd been listening to something or other that also had her in the cast list. What's funnier is that I was actually also watching something with Tim Woodward at the same time. (That early Rattigan I managed to watch on YT, where he was playing the same role Jeremy Northam would in the 80s - and when I worked out why he was familiar to me, it was because he was also in A Piece of Cake with Jeremy Northam, because Brit actors are endlessly incestuous.)

I'm so glad you were able to write about it - I remember you saying that you wanted to when you mentioned it!

I might have to investigate if I can; it sounds cool. I never really watched Dramarama back in the day, although it was on (although this one would have been a bit too early for me to watch it anyway) - I think it just confused me, being different stories & never knowing which of them would be good or not. Also because I also confused it with Let's Pretend, which was a pre-school show. And Banarama, who I thought were maybe connected. (I'm realising as I type that I may have been younger than I thought when I was not really watching Dramarama, heh.)

(None of which has anything to say to your beautiful review - sorry! - but if I make it to that one among my YT things I mean to get to, I shall come back and appreciate it properly.)
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[personal profile] thisbluespirit 2024-10-24 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
How was Tim Woodward's Kit Neilan? Or his character in A Piece of Cake, beyond I assume short-lived? He's the one of the Woodward sons I had much less experience of, although characteristically he has now manifested in hindsight in several films when I wasn't looking.

Ha, yes, that always happens! I hadn't got as far as realising it was Woodward, as in Edward, though, but of course. He was fine in FWT, but he was alongside Anthony Andrews, Nicola Pagett, Michael Gambon & a very young Nigel Havers, so he was the least outstanding to me, but as you can see, with that line up, that's not saying much! The two shows were 12 years apart so I had to go look him up in A Piece of Cake to check which one he was, but he was Squadron Leader Rex, who was indeed very memorable and responsible for a lot of the deaths of the other pilots, and not anything like as short-lived as would have been desirable for everybody else in the serial.

Apparently my body's current modus operandi is to take forever to recover even from things I enjoyed, which is very what the hell, who ordered this.

I know the feeling all too well, and it is terrible unfair and it sucks. Enjoying things takes a lot of strength!! *hugs* I hope you recover enough generally that this stops being the case, though.

although I do trust your ability to watch transfers that look like they went through the wash.

Ha, fair. :-D (I've watched as far as the opening and I can see why I thought they were connected to Bananarama, that is a very eighties pop vibe on the logo. I'm not ruling it out, lol.)
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[personal profile] moon_custafer 2024-10-25 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree that Bananarama are unlikely to have been involved.

I have, in the past few weeks, learned of the existence of the Superlambanana.
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[personal profile] sporky_rat 2024-10-23 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)

Sally caught for an instant as she moved around the cold-hearthed half-ruin, how can there be a haunting without a ghost?

Oh honey no. There doesn't need to be a ghost to haunt. The sense stays.

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[personal profile] selkie 2024-10-24 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
…I started to reply to this comment not only in French but the subjunctive, which I want to note as a general item of October because my French is un crime.
I meant to say, one supposes you get this kind of place much more frequently in England, as opposed to here, but I liked how Peter approached things as best he knew how.
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[personal profile] dramaticirony 2024-10-23 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like just the sort of treat to enjoy for Halloween, thanks for sharing this!
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[personal profile] alexxkay 2024-10-24 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
A version of that folk song dates back at least to circa 1610. Two verses appear in one of my favorite plays, _The Knight of the Burning Pestle_:

Mer. [Sings.]
Go from my window, love, go;
Go from my window, my dear!
The wind and the rain
Will drive you back again;
You cannot be lodged here.

Hark you, Mistress Merrythought, you that walk upon adventures, and forsake your husband, because he sings with never a penny in his purse; what, shall I think myself the worse? Faith, no, I'll be merry. You come not here; here's none but lads of mettle, lives of a hundred years and upwards; care never drunk their bloods, nor want made them warble "Heigh-ho, my heart is heavy."

Mist. Mer. Why, Master Merrythought, what am I, that you should laugh me to scorn thus abruptly? am I not your fellow-feeler, as we may say, in all our miseries? your comforter in health and sickness? have I not brought you children? are they not like you, Charles? look upon thine own image, hard-hearted man! and yet for all this——

Mer. [Sings.]
Begone, begone, my juggy, my puggy,
Begone, my love, my dear!
The weather is warm,
'Twill do thee no harm:
Thou canst not be lodged here.—

Be merry, boys! some light music, and more wine!
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[personal profile] nineweaving 2024-10-25 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Just thinking of The Knight of the Burning Pestle unchilled my spine.

Nine
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[personal profile] gwynnega 2024-10-24 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yikes. That is bleak indeed.
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[personal profile] ashlyme 2024-10-24 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What a wonderful review; thank you for this. I wish Garner had written more one-shots.

I still wonder who lit the fire at the very beginning. And if the keeper was sitting in the chair for most of the time, watching. Did the score remind you of Assignment Two? (There was an interview around the release of Treacle Walker where Garner spoke well of the series, but I can't find it now.)

It's quite likely I saw this at the time - I know I'd read Elidor and the Bringamen novels round then.
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[personal profile] ashlyme 2024-10-25 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*I don't know if the episode survives, but an audio recording of the opera seems to.*

Well, if you've not already found it, here's part one...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ANuOF-ckqfM

...and here is part two.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2eC5Ksnhi_w

*I took the fire as the keeper's signature: I imagined it had been burning there a long, long time.*

I can't help but think of a cousin to the will-o-the-wisp - the fire that erases, rather than leading you astray.

*That's the next best thing to an endorsement from time itself.*

I want the alternative 80s where Garner wrote an assignment. He's practically a walking break in time

And I really need to explore Crosse's work!





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[personal profile] nineweaving 2024-10-25 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
the ineradicable hereness of past ages.

You and Alan Garner and old TV are a glorious trinity, the lords of October.

Nine
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[personal profile] asakiyume 2024-10-30 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I like a story that doesn't back off: Go away, or else--you've been warned. No? All right then...

explicitly immeasurable time --love that.

It doesn't look like a place where anyone has been living, yet it does not look unoccupied. --Now that's excellent. Occupied, but not in the sense of living. Like an electrical substation, very *occupied* by electricity. Like when you walk beneath high-tension wires.

Certainly it feels unwise of Sally to chafe her arms and mutter, "Oh, come on, house, if you're going to," especially without checking whether it already has --Heh. I laughed.

His pedantically point-missing deflection that "Cuckoos don't have nests, anyway" has as little effect --Ahahaha, laughed at that too.

The folk song it excavated from the Scrabble tiles looks like a sincere effort to communicate both its nature and its intentions. --Seriously! You have been warned.

It doesn't want architecture, it doesn't want agriculture, it doesn't want settlement. --Sometimes you're a patch of Earth and you Just Say No.

Thanks for this.
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[personal profile] asakiyume 2024-11-05 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
When I saw what the *cough* was, I laughed out loud. What better way to spend a portion of this altogether too stressful day than watching something out of Russia that isn't interfering with the election. Thank you!
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[personal profile] asakiyume 2024-12-02 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Finally saw this (almost a month after I thought I would)! Amazing cinematography--the long view across the Scrabble board affected me particularly, and the acting is *great*. Really spooky.
Edited 2024-12-02 19:43 (UTC)