If you feel like a patient, why not dress like one?
Today I was inside two doctor's offices, one municipal department, one supermarket, and two extraneous stores, therefore since about five-thirty in the evening have been toast. I did capitalism and stared at cheap noir. I was delighted to hear of the ninety-sixth birthday of Tom Lehrer and reassured that we did not have to do Jell-O shots to celebrate. Have a flowering tree.

I had no idea that volcanoes blew smoke rings.

I had no idea that volcanoes blew smoke rings.

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I suspect it would not be very different from my ordinary clothes, but the song's narrator fantasizes about being a mineral deposit, a ball of mica inside a rock. My father has always said that in his next life he'd like to be a rock.
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A glittery mineral deposit. That sounds lovely.
In my next life ... I can't decide between a dancer and something that flies.