That’s the way it’s been since protozoa

[sovay]

I love my mother.

Last night, she is commenting on the difference between love and a crush—and up to this point, you must bear in mind, she has been speaking in strictly real-world terms, illustrated occasionally with anecdotes from her life in high school. And then: "But there's that obsessive quality to a crush. Because all you can see is the nymph. And then you move in with the nymph and she turns you into a tree."

Something must be done with this.

Comments

[weirdquark]

How you know you've crossed the line between "courting" and "crazy stalker" -- the girl you've been after turns into a tree to get away from you.

There should be a top ten list or something.

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

Once you cut the reeds that the girl into which the girl turned in order to get away from you, and make them into a musical instrument, then you've given stalker the miss and gone straight into sociopath.

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

whoops, incomplete edit of my sentence structure. poop.

[weirdquark]

Hee!

This is why we need a top ten list.