Who I was, covered up in leaves
My mother heard on the radio this afternoon that butterfly fossils prove that the proboscis evolved a full geologic period before flowering plants did.
Me: "So what were they eating with them?"
My mother: "Aha!"
(She's suspecting carrion.)
Me: "So what were they eating with them?"
My mother: "Aha!"
(She's suspecting carrion.)

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I encountered the idea first in P.C. Hodgell's Kencyrath series, where the strictly carnivorous insects are known as jewel-jaws. They are actually a pretty good metonym for the way that world is full of casually horrifying beautiful things.
I also like the nosehair tool.
Yes! That was a magnificent parenthesis.