First you pound the fish flat with a mallet

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Is it a bad sign if my first reaction to the discovery of a new crustacean is "Aww . . ."* and my second is "I wonder if it's edible?"

*So fuzzily Lovecraftian! Also, the fact that there's a Polynesian goddess of crustaceans simply rocks.

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As dooms go, that's a singularly snappy-sounding destiny.

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I do try. ("I time my apocalypses." —John Benson)