First you pound the fish flat with a mallet

[sovay]

Is it a bad sign if my first reaction to the discovery of a new crustacean is "Aww . . ."* and my second is "I wonder if it's edible?"

*So fuzzily Lovecraftian! Also, the fact that there's a Polynesian goddess of crustaceans simply rocks.

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[erzebet.livejournal.com]

That is so funny. My first reaction was "Aww..." and my second was "People are gonna want to eat that."

LOL