Electricity, it's in me, electricity and trash
And tonight Bertie Owen failed to turn on. I worry very much that we have reached the limits of even his miraculous powers of recovery. Further bulletins as whatever happens next, happens. In the meantime, I will not be making the post I had intended to, because it's on a hard drive that's currently behaving like a Schrödinger cat. This post courtesy of
derspatchel's laptop.

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The listing was here. It has ended, but it doesn't look like it sold. I'm not positive that it's as like Bertie Owen as I originally thought, because I now can't find the description of Bertie that you posted that I was referencing when I looked for it, but on the other hand, the seller may have something that works for you, as he seems to have amassed and refurbished rather a lot of laptops.
I hope things have improved a great deal.