Oh, when I joined the Eagles (as it might be yesterday)

[sovay]

I would like to make several thoughtful posts, but they may have to hold off a day or two while I catch up on sleep.

On a brief grocery errand earlier this evening, I passed a man wearing a T-shirt which stated in black on hot pink, in a combination of san-serif and expressively ornate fonts, "I sweat glitter and cum—" and then he was using his smartphone with both hands, so his arms were in such a position that I couldn't read what the T-shirt professed its wearer cums. Metaphysically, I feel it should be something like "confetti," but I can't prove it. I am concerned that attempting to find out via Google will lead only to regret. [edit] It is confetti! Thank you, friendslist.

(My T-shirt for the day has been the one for the Legio VI Victrix which rushthatspeaks got me in 2012, with the bull-emblem in gold on Roman-red. I try not to wear it too often, so as not to fade it with washing. There are occasions it's right for.)

Today also contained a legitimate conversational opportunity to mention the apotropaic winged phallus (now with bells on!), as well as that one relief where a fascinus wards off the evil eye by ejaculating in it, so obviously I did.

I'm not sure if I sense a theme.

Comments

[movingfinger]

I suspect it would be rainbows, but I'm not Googling it either.

Museum gift shops are letting us all down, IMO.

[sovay]

I suspect it would be rainbows,

Okay, that makes a lot of sense. I was thinking in more strict party terms.

but I'm not Googling it either.

Thank you for confirming my wariness.

Museum gift shops are letting us all down, IMO.

They are! I would give money for a winged phallic wind chime. I have already told derspatchel that if we reproduce, I'm hanging one over the crib.

[movingfinger]

Someone sat down one morning and wrote that bronze phallus windchimes "make a tinkling sound" and posted it to the web for the rest of us. Thank you so much, copywriter. Here's a far far better photo and indeed, the market for these is going to be vast if someone would just start 3D printing them or something.

I found these on Etsy: sweater buttons, maybe?

[sovay]

Here's a far far better photo and indeed, the market for these is going to be vast if someone would just start 3D printing them or something.

I adore its little lion tail. And the fact that it has its own subsidiary dick.