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Oh, when I joined the Eagles (as it might be yesterday)
I would like to make several thoughtful posts, but they may have to hold off a day or two while I catch up on sleep.
On a brief grocery errand earlier this evening, I passed a man wearing a T-shirt which stated in black on hot pink, in a combination of san-serif and expressively ornate fonts, "I sweat glitter and cum—" and then he was using his smartphone with both hands, so his arms were in such a position that I couldn't read what the T-shirt professed its wearer cums. Metaphysically, I feel it should be something like "confetti," but I can't prove it. I am concerned that attempting to find out via Google will lead only to regret. [edit] It is confetti! Thank you, friendslist.
(My T-shirt for the day has been the one for the Legio VI Victrix which![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rushthatspeaks got me in 2012, with the bull-emblem in gold on Roman-red. I try not to wear it too often, so as not to fade it with washing. There are occasions it's right for.)
Today also contained a legitimate conversational opportunity to mention the apotropaic winged phallus (now with bells on!), as well as that one relief where a fascinus wards off the evil eye by ejaculating in it, so obviously I did.
I'm not sure if I sense a theme.
On a brief grocery errand earlier this evening, I passed a man wearing a T-shirt which stated in black on hot pink, in a combination of san-serif and expressively ornate fonts, "I sweat glitter and cum—" and then he was using his smartphone with both hands, so his arms were in such a position that I couldn't read what the T-shirt professed its wearer cums. Metaphysically, I feel it should be something like "confetti," but I can't prove it. I am concerned that attempting to find out via Google will lead only to regret. [edit] It is confetti! Thank you, friendslist.
(My T-shirt for the day has been the one for the Legio VI Victrix which
rushthatspeaks got me in 2012, with the bull-emblem in gold on Roman-red. I try not to wear it too often, so as not to fade it with washing. There are occasions it's right for.)Today also contained a legitimate conversational opportunity to mention the apotropaic winged phallus (now with bells on!), as well as that one relief where a fascinus wards off the evil eye by ejaculating in it, so obviously I did.
I'm not sure if I sense a theme.
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Museum gift shops are letting us all down, IMO.
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Okay, that makes a lot of sense. I was thinking in more strict party terms.
but I'm not Googling it either.
Thank you for confirming my wariness.
Museum gift shops are letting us all down, IMO.
They are! I would give money for a winged phallic wind chime. I have already told
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I found these on Etsy: sweater buttons, maybe?
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I adore its little lion tail. And the fact that it has its own subsidiary dick.
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Also I know the rainbow dildo in Sens8 probably wasn't from my local Babeland shop but I like to think it was: http://babeland.tumblr.com/post/11522438888/rainbow
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Am I the only one looking at that and going "But why are the balls teeny little pompoms"? Did he find it harder to walk in the outfit with bigger ones? Are the teeny little pompoms symptoms of chlamydia or something?
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We should stop having this conversation now maybe.
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I don't know, it's made my night.
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maybe if they were proportional he could be wheeled around in a little cart or something
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Oh, hey, I didn't hear about Mexico!
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w00t.
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Thank you!
rainbow dildo in Sens8
*adds to list of reasons to watch Sense8*
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Good luck catching up on sleep. *hugs if okay*
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I'm very glad to have seen it in the wild!
Good luck catching up on sleep.
Thank you. Hugs are appreciated.
*hugs*
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You were correct!
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You were correct!
Cool.
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(given that I wouldn't expect there to be very many, they may indeed be the top! but I confess I'm not going to track down anything to listen to, to check.)
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. . . I think that makes it better. Wow.
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Nine
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. . . thanks.
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Nine
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Nine
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"Poseidon wears no codpiece at all."
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*Not that I do now. You know what I mean.
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Neptune has only got one cod
Triton has two but very odd
And Amphitrite, beneath her nightie,
Is rather fishy, both goddess and god.
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Bravo.
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Nine
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Soup is more oceanic anyway. I'll buy it.
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Nine
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I laughed a lot at that. Thank you.
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You're welcome!
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It worked for Shakespeare.
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I had forgotten, or perhaps never realised, that that was what it was doing! That wins.
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There are some things I really like about the ancient world.
(The evil eye looks so annoyed.)
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