Every one of us has a shoggoth on the roof . . . and I'm not speaking metaphorically

[sovay]

Damn. I knew I shouldn't have taken up sailing.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In January, I recruited upstart_crow as a new cultist (30 points). In April, I fed coffeeandink to a Shoggoth (250 points). Yesterday, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In September, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In March, I exposed gwynnega to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-380 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,
sovay

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

May I at least request to be eaten by Caitlín R. Kiernan ghouls?

Comments

[kraada.livejournal.com]

Sheesh, I know my hair isn't all that nice looking, but don't you think that's a little harsh? ;)