Every one of us has a shoggoth on the roof . . . and I'm not speaking metaphorically

[sovay]

Damn. I knew I shouldn't have taken up sailing.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In January, I recruited upstart_crow as a new cultist (30 points). In April, I fed coffeeandink to a Shoggoth (250 points). Yesterday, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In September, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In March, I exposed gwynnega to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-380 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,
sovay

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

May I at least request to be eaten by Caitlín R. Kiernan ghouls?

Comments

I warned you not to grab that rudder...

[time-shark.livejournal.com]

...but did you listen? Noo-ooh-o.

;-p

Re: I warned you not to grab that rudder...

[sovay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. Propitiates Cthulhu . . .

Re: I warned you not to grab that rudder...

[time-shark.livejournal.com]

*sticks out (very large) lower lip and pouts*

[coffeeandink.livejournal.com]

*gasp* I never knew that was you!

[sovay]

Heheh. Er.

*looks for places to run*

[upstart-crow.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

A costume designer friend of mine once had a "Hello, Cthulu" handbag. No one else in the shows we worked on got it.

[kraada.livejournal.com]

I think it might well be funnier that way though.

I wore a "Got root?" hat for years and I think only once or twice ran into someone who inherently knew what the hat meant (who wasn't a friend of mine). When they'd ask whether or not my hat was promoting marijuana, I'd just laugh at them. (You wanna smoke the root? Good luck with that . . .)

[sovay]

Ah, Hello, Cthulhu.

[shirei-shibolim.livejournal.com]

Tentacles!

[sovay]

It's not easy, having a malevolent, shapeless monster like that hanging over your head—but there it is!

[kraada.livejournal.com]

Sheesh, I know my hair isn't all that nice looking, but don't you think that's a little harsh? ;)