I don't have a choice, but I'd still choose you
Right now my brain wants to add the disclaimer "I'm sure I don't look like this anymore," but I am overriding it: here is another picture from Wednesday's Burns Supper. I like it.

Also by Roger Gordy. Apparently he takes my headshots now.

Also by Roger Gordy. Apparently he takes my headshots now.

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As for tiny and obnoxious shoulder personages, I wish them a long stay in the belly of some suitable fish.