Peter Cushing never died. When Death tried to claim him, Peter Cushing snubbed Death with a slight, private smile, and Death stumbled off in embarrassment.
Peter Cushing never carries matches. He just tells his cigarettes, "Now, be good," and they light themselves.
There are one-handed muggers walking the streets today who got that way trying to punch Peter Cushing in the cheekbone.
Peter Cushing doesn't practice vegetarianism. Vegetarianism wishes it was Peter Cushing.
Peter Cushing leads an army of free-range warrior chickens. As they are his army, they are very polite warrior chickens.
When Hurricane Irene showed up, Peter Cushing bowed slightly and called her "my dear", and Irene blushed and forgot to spin, eventually ending up as a mild low-pressure zone over Nova Scotia.
Peter Cushing never died. When Death tried to claim him, Peter Cushing snubbed Death with a slight, private smile, and Death stumbled off in embarrassment.
I think this is my favorite, but #2—3 and #6 are very worthy competitors. I didn't think that poster could be any more awesome, but you may have managed it.
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Peter Cushing never died. When Death tried to claim him, Peter Cushing snubbed Death with a slight, private smile, and Death stumbled off in embarrassment.
Peter Cushing never carries matches. He just tells his cigarettes, "Now, be good," and they light themselves.
There are one-handed muggers walking the streets today who got that way trying to punch Peter Cushing in the cheekbone.
Peter Cushing doesn't practice vegetarianism. Vegetarianism wishes it was Peter Cushing.
Peter Cushing leads an army of free-range warrior chickens. As they are his army, they are very polite warrior chickens.
When Hurricane Irene showed up, Peter Cushing bowed slightly and called her "my dear", and Irene blushed and forgot to spin, eventually ending up as a mild low-pressure zone over Nova Scotia.
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I think this is my favorite, but #2—3 and #6 are very worthy competitors. I didn't think that poster could be any more awesome, but you may have managed it.