Peter Cushing never died. When Death tried to claim him, Peter Cushing snubbed Death with a slight, private smile, and Death stumbled off in embarrassment.
Peter Cushing never carries matches. He just tells his cigarettes, "Now, be good," and they light themselves.
There are one-handed muggers walking the streets today who got that way trying to punch Peter Cushing in the cheekbone.
Peter Cushing doesn't practice vegetarianism. Vegetarianism wishes it was Peter Cushing.
Peter Cushing leads an army of free-range warrior chickens. As they are his army, they are very polite warrior chickens.
When Hurricane Irene showed up, Peter Cushing bowed slightly and called her "my dear", and Irene blushed and forgot to spin, eventually ending up as a mild low-pressure zone over Nova Scotia.
Peter Cushing never died. When Death tried to claim him, Peter Cushing snubbed Death with a slight, private smile, and Death stumbled off in embarrassment.
I think this is my favorite, but #2—3 and #6 are very worthy competitors. I didn't think that poster could be any more awesome, but you may have managed it.
I'm glad to hear it. I hope all continues well there. The wind picked up a bit again just now, here, but I don't think it's anything serious. I expect I'd scarce notice it were it not for recent events.
No—tell me?
Irene/18/F/Straight/Single/New York, NY. I feel rather sorry for the people who ended up as "similar users," and I've always thought of storms as being more flexible in their attractions, but I'm still amused. I'm slightly tempted to log into the stupid site (I made a profile there a couple of years back, but I've never felt comfortable enough to really use it.) and see if I'm compatible with her.
Or maybe not--I'm not sure I'd be best pleased with the implications if I were.
"Just kidding: death, flooding, mayhem, panic, property loss, and is it possible for me to pick up a shark from the ocean and hurl it at Michele Bachmann?"
and I've always thought of storms as being more flexible in their attractions
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Thank you. It is probably flattering to attract the roving eye of a hurricane, but as with most demon lovers, rarely survivable.
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First person to seduce a giant hurricane wins!
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Laura Veirs, "Icebound Stream"
And I can hold a thunderhead in my heart
And in my bed I can dream a winter's gale
And wake up drenched, a stormy pale
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"Irene, goodnight..."
Nine
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On the news, my mother saw someone had painted that on the plywood over their windows. She approved.
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Nine
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I do not know who is responsible for it, but I thank them.
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Peter Cushing never died. When Death tried to claim him, Peter Cushing snubbed Death with a slight, private smile, and Death stumbled off in embarrassment.
Peter Cushing never carries matches. He just tells his cigarettes, "Now, be good," and they light themselves.
There are one-handed muggers walking the streets today who got that way trying to punch Peter Cushing in the cheekbone.
Peter Cushing doesn't practice vegetarianism. Vegetarianism wishes it was Peter Cushing.
Peter Cushing leads an army of free-range warrior chickens. As they are his army, they are very polite warrior chickens.
When Hurricane Irene showed up, Peter Cushing bowed slightly and called her "my dear", and Irene blushed and forgot to spin, eventually ending up as a mild low-pressure zone over Nova Scotia.
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I think this is my favorite, but #2—3 and #6 are very worthy competitors. I didn't think that poster could be any more awesome, but you may have managed it.
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Amen!
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It seems to be working so far . . .
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I would have considered him an acceptable substitute.
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I hope he's done his duty with Irene.
On the subject of storms and romance, did you see the OKCupid profile for Irene that somebody set up?
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Like a gentleman, on every point. Broken branches and a little water in the summer kitchen, and otherwise we seem to be fine.
On the subject of storms and romance, did you see the OKCupid profile for Irene that somebody set up?
No—tell me?
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I'm glad to hear it. I hope all continues well there. The wind picked up a bit again just now, here, but I don't think it's anything serious. I expect I'd scarce notice it were it not for recent events.
No—tell me?
Irene/18/F/Straight/Single/New York, NY.
I feel rather sorry for the people who ended up as "similar users," and I've always thought of storms as being more flexible in their attractions, but I'm still amused. I'm slightly tempted to log into the stupid site (I made a profile there a couple of years back, but I've never felt comfortable enough to really use it.) and see if I'm compatible with her.
Or maybe not--I'm not sure I'd be best pleased with the implications if I were.
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"Just kidding: death, flooding, mayhem, panic, property loss, and is it possible for me to pick up a shark from the ocean and hurl it at Michele Bachmann?"
and I've always thought of storms as being more flexible in their attractions
Agreed. Like sirens. Everyone answers their call.
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"So the cult grows—infinitely slowly, but it grows . . ."