Watch out for earthquakes
In which I call
rushthatspeaks, because it's an autumn-bright afternoon in Harvard Square and I love them.
Rush's phone: *rings*
No one picks up; I keep on walking down Mass. Ave.
My phone: *rings*
Rush-That-Speaks: Sorry, I missed your call because of the earthquake.
Rush's phone: *rings*
No one picks up; I keep on walking down Mass. Ave.
My phone: *rings*
Rush-That-Speaks: Sorry, I missed your call because of the earthquake.

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Just you wait: I'll call next time and you'll be like, "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the plague of locusts."