There were signs in the sky, but I did not know
If one more student tries to tell me that Constantine was responsible for making Christianity the official state religion of the Roman Empire, I'm going to stab them with a Chi-Ro.
(I agreed to help grade papers for a friend with a classful of undergraduates. I despair of humanity.)
(I agreed to help grade papers for a friend with a classful of undergraduates. I despair of humanity.)

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Constantine was, on the other hand, the first Roman Emperor to report seeing the face of Christ appear in his morning breakfast cereal ...
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At least he was classier about it than grilled cheese!
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Or this:
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/24/ohio-woman-says-markings-in-pistachio-look-like-jesus-face/?iref=allsearch