An incident this evening with a badly shimmed coffee table and a mug of goat milk left me frantically cleaning my ancient (ten years old!) and beloved laptop with very small amounts of water and much more rubbing alcohol, talking reassuringly to him all the while.
spatch now claims that "Hang on, Bertie, and don't catch fire!" is his favorite music-hall song.
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- 1: And me? Well, I'm just the narrator
- 2: I'd marry her this minute if she only would agree
- 3: This is what I get for being civilized
- 4: Open up your mouth, but the melody is broken
- 5: Is your heart hiding from your fire?
- 6: Everybody knows the world's gone wrong
- 7: The dusty light, the final hour
- 8: Reading your mind is like foreign TV
- 9: When you turn a solemn promise to a blatant lie
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- Style: Classic for Refried Tablet by and
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