An incident this evening with a badly shimmed coffee table and a mug of goat milk left me frantically cleaning my ancient (ten years old!) and beloved laptop with very small amounts of water and much more rubbing alcohol, talking reassuringly to him all the while.
spatch now claims that "Hang on, Bertie, and don't catch fire!" is his favorite music-hall song.
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