When you expect flutes, it’s whistles

Yikes. It seems that anagrams of my name include:

A SAFE FAN TOY
(Suitable for children.)

ANY OF A FEAST
(Potluck.)

A FAN OF YEATS
(This is completely true.)

A SOFA FAY NET
(I lose fairies in my couch like change.)

NEAT SOFA FAY
(Alternately, I am the fairy of the couch.)

OFT SYNE A FAA
(Field-collected by Alan Lomax in 1951.)

FAST FAY AEON
(This is so an anime.)

NAY OFF AT SEA
(When you ask if I'm around . . .)

AS AEON TAFFY
(That which is not dead can eternal be mispronounced.)

And my personal favorite—

A FANTASY FOE
(I will drown your hero.)

stephen_dedman, this is your fault.