Bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

I cleaned my apartment yesterday. Moved all the furniture. That includes all my bookshelves. I swear Voltaire's Banned on Vulcan was all that kept my sanity from snapping: and when your sanity is being preserved by Star Trek parodies, it must be very thin indeed. Nor am I sure my efforts were entirely successful. "The Sexy Data Tango" is a terrible thing to have stuck in one's head when trying to prepare a class for their midterm.

Collected from elisem, despite the fact that I speak no Japanese whatsoever:

My japanese name is 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 弓美 Yumi (beautiful bow, as in bow and arrow).
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Hm. I did archery for seven years seriously, so I'll take the bow-and-arrow part with a wholly unjustified sense of compliment, but—monkey on a crossing bridge? I'm sure there's some mythological significance to finagle in there.

I think The Liminal Monkey would be a marvelous name for a bar.