Wait . . . did you say "internet booty"?

Inspired by papersky's mention of "statistically improbable phrases" as identified by Amazon.com, fleurdelis28 and I have been making an exploratory study of our own conversations for such. (Insofar as we can judge, obviously. I'm not sure whatever statistical program Amazon.com uses has yet been made amemable.) So far, we've got:

(me)
The Lord High Attack Banana

(debka_notion)
Defensive Mushroom Lords
The Committee on Mass Confusion

(fleurdelis28)
Exotic Sheep Jig
The Lemur of Lassitude

(shirei_shibolim)
The Ferret of Inconvenience
The Hall of Inconvenient Fruit
The Shapiro Lizard Rotunda
Mongoose of Mirth

. . . all of which probably qualifies shirei_shibolim as an improbable phrase generator, but mostly I think we have the very decent makings of a Bureaucracy of Weird. Anybody else want to call a seat?

And by the same token . . .