Look out! It's another stupid quiz!

What can I say? Your Honor, I have a short attention span when I'm feverish. Cheerfully stolen from pnh:

Starship Captian! by Uberdude
Username
What is the name of your starship?
Uptight First Officer	spectre_general
Closeted Helm/ Navigation	cole_and_sol
Token Alien Scientist	shirei_shibolim
Tarty Nymphomaniac Yeoman	truepenny
Substance Abusing Ship's Doctor	yuki_onna
Ensign Smith (aka "the victim")	rushthatspeaks
Ship's Engineer /Drunk	oldcharliebrown
Arch Nemesis Alien Commander	docbrite
Your ship's secret weapon	The Genesis Device
How dose your mission end?	Vaporized by Scientist's Experiment
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This is way funnier than it has any right to be. Especially the Token Alien Scientist. (I bet the vaporization has something to do with bread . . .)