He tried to run away, well, she hit him with a hammer

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For Saint Patrick's Day, I had a foreign body removed from my eye and was immunologically shot in the shoulder. Who needs booze?

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--never mind; I read the earlier comments!

I asked if my body could have produced it and the ophthalmologist reassuringly did not think so, but we have no idea how it got into my eye. It was the color of a tooth and about the size of a solid grain of beach sand. A very weird thing to see on the end of a medical swab.