You brought me back a lemon and you squeezed me tight

[sovay]

"Would a Calvinist have just scoffed an entire bag of fish jerky?" I reasonably texted selkie, who had just significantly improved the evening of a week that has taken a deeply unwanted turn for the medical by causing a bagful of groceries and seltzer to appear on the front steps. Hestia professed interest in the little squares of maple-and-coconut salmon, but had to content herself with treats designed for delectation of cat and curling up on the couch next to me. I am fascinated by the pumpkin spice cookies that come ready to bake from refrigerated. The bananas are already having a short shelf life.

ETA: Later texted to spatch: "Who the hell is going to steal and sell Pedialyte? If you could get high off it, I'd have spent 2023 as a kite."

Comments

[selkie]

Oh, they’re almost everything-free and actually pretty affordable for now; the company is Sweet Loren’s and the cookie dough is in the dairy case at Whole Foods, Target, and whatever Giant Foods is called in your area; I lost track in New England but I think Giant is Stop and Shop and Shaws is Safeway?
Gluten, dairy, egg, soy, peanut, tree nut, sesame and seven other allergens are not present in their products. And they taste good!