When you go to hell, I'll go there with you, too

[sovay]

I wish to express my strenuous distaste for this week starting off with the curtain rod falling onto my head as I stepped into the shower with such force that spatch heard the noise of stainless steel onto skull from the bedroom. It hurt appallingly. It still doesn't feel so hot. I called after-hours care and was duly presented with a checklist of symptoms of concussion and brain bleed to watch out for, an activity not exactly compatible with attempting to plunge myself into unconsciousness for the few short hours before I need to be functional for already scheduled calls and appointments. I would like to know who I need to sacrifice to get a break. I always liked haruspicy. I know it's your own liver that counts.

Comments

[thisbluespirit]

Oh no! The universe really does have it in for you. *hugs*

[sovay]

Oh no! The universe really does have it in for you.

I would settle for indifference!

*hugs*

[foxmoth]

AUGH, I'm so sorry. I hope you're able to get rest soonest. :support:

[sovay]

AUGH, I'm so sorry. I hope you're able to get rest soonest.

*hugs*

I sat up for two hours before deciding to take the risk of passing out and I woke up alive! Am still in favor of unconsciousness, I have to say. And my head still hurts.

[moon_custafer]

*ouch*

[sovay]

*ouch*

*hugs*

I had never had a shower curtain rod fall on me. I still don't think it should have.

[moon_custafer]

The bar should not walk intofall onto you

[gremdark]

Dreadful! As a past sufferer of shower curtain rod-based headache, let me be the first to welcome you into our solemn fellowship.

[sovay]

Dreadful! As a past sufferer of shower curtain rod-based headache, let me be the first to welcome you into our solemn fellowship.

Much appreciated! Condolences in turn. I am not sure this fellowship needs to exist.

[umadoshi]

FFS, can the universe PLEASE give it a rest??? I implore the cosmos!

[sovay]

FFS, can the universe PLEASE give it a rest??? I implore the cosmos!

I did not find it a necessary addition to my night!

*hugs*

[aurumcalendula]

Oh no! *hugs*

[sovay]

Oh no!

*hugs*

I was and remain uncharmed!

[princessofgeeks]

WHAT NEXT

[sovay]

WHAT NEXT

I DON'T KNOW. I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE LOCAL FAULT LINE.

I don't want to be able to say that

[jesse_the_k]

...at this point, it's a reasonable concern.

But here we are. May all the hats be soft and the doorways tall.

[minoanmiss]

owwww I'm sorry
*sends healing vibes*

[sovay]

*sends healing vibes*

Much appreciated!

*hugs*

[oracne]

That is just...not fair.

[sovay]

That is just...not fair.

Like I do not expect fairness from the universe, but also what the hell.

[gwynnega]

Nooooo! I would like to take issue with a universe that would allow such a thing to happen.

[sovay]

Nooooo! I would like to take issue with a universe that would allow such a thing to happen.

Please!

[pameladean]

Noooooo. That is so unnecessary. Graaarrrrr.

P.

[sovay]

Noooooo. That is so unnecessary. Graaarrrrr.

I was not going to have a great morning anyway! It was superfluous!

[selkie]

Gentlethem. Bro. Clearly it is time for some “be the chill you wish to see in the universe” bullshit, because *sweeping gesture* fuck.

[sovay]

Gentlethem. Bro. Clearly it is time for some “be the chill you wish to see in the universe” bullshit, because *sweeping gesture* fuck.

I get there may be nothing to do about the interesting times, but I would still like a couple of boring days.

*hugs*

[cyphomandra]

Oh no! I hope you’re doing okay, head injuries are horrible. A friend concussed herself on her car boot and was miserable for quite some time. I will hope that your neurons remain undisturbed.

[sovay]

Oh no! I hope you’re doing okay, head injuries are horrible. A friend concussed herself on her car boot and was miserable for quite some time. I will hope that your neurons remain undisturbed.

Thank you! I hope your friend is entirely recovered!

[sholio]

Oh nooooooo, WHAT EVEN! I hope you're improving and experiencing no alarming symptoms. <3

[sovay]

Oh nooooooo, WHAT EVEN! I hope you're improving and experiencing no alarming symptoms.

Thank you! My neck is under the impression we were in a car accident, but I believe that's annoying rather than alarming.

*hugs*

[thawrecka]

Oh, geez! You're really having a time of it. I hope you're okay.

[sovay]

Oh, geez! You're really having a time of it. I hope you're okay.

Thank you! My head hurts, but that seems to be the limit so far (I would prefer it to stay that way).

[ashlyme]

Fucking hell. Hope you're healing up. *Big big hugs*

[sovay]

Fucking hell. Hope you're healing up.

I figure if my head still hurts like this tomorrow, I will call a doctor. Otherwise, knock wood, seems good!

*hugs*