When you go to hell, I'll go there with you, too

[sovay]

I wish to express my strenuous distaste for this week starting off with the curtain rod falling onto my head as I stepped into the shower with such force that spatch heard the noise of stainless steel onto skull from the bedroom. It hurt appallingly. It still doesn't feel so hot. I called after-hours care and was duly presented with a checklist of symptoms of concussion and brain bleed to watch out for, an activity not exactly compatible with attempting to plunge myself into unconsciousness for the few short hours before I need to be functional for already scheduled calls and appointments. I would like to know who I need to sacrifice to get a break. I always liked haruspicy. I know it's your own liver that counts.

Comments

[thisbluespirit]

Oh no! The universe really does have it in for you. *hugs*

[foxmoth]

AUGH, I'm so sorry. I hope you're able to get rest soonest. :support:

[moon_custafer]

*ouch*

[gremdark]

Dreadful! As a past sufferer of shower curtain rod-based headache, let me be the first to welcome you into our solemn fellowship.

[umadoshi]

FFS, can the universe PLEASE give it a rest??? I implore the cosmos!

[aurumcalendula]

Oh no! *hugs*

[princessofgeeks]

WHAT NEXT

[minoanmiss]

owwww I'm sorry
*sends healing vibes*

[oracne]

That is just...not fair.

[gwynnega]

Nooooo! I would like to take issue with a universe that would allow such a thing to happen.

[pameladean]

Noooooo. That is so unnecessary. Graaarrrrr.

P.

[selkie]

Gentlethem. Bro. Clearly it is time for some “be the chill you wish to see in the universe” bullshit, because *sweeping gesture* fuck.

[cyphomandra]

Oh no! I hope you’re doing okay, head injuries are horrible. A friend concussed herself on her car boot and was miserable for quite some time. I will hope that your neurons remain undisturbed.

[sholio]

Oh nooooooo, WHAT EVEN! I hope you're improving and experiencing no alarming symptoms. <3

[thawrecka]

Oh, geez! You're really having a time of it. I hope you're okay.

[ashlyme]

Fucking hell. Hope you're healing up. *Big big hugs*