And so I feed him sandwiches to show I understand

[sovay]

It feels frankly unfair that I should have a viral sore throat on top of a sinus infection, yet here we are. My day has been somewhat rearranged.

JewBelong has put up a new billboard in Porter Square. I thought they had lost the plot the very first time I encountered them, but lo and behold, this slogan is worse. I got home and played several rounds of "Daloy Politsey."

Conversation last night touching on newts reminded me that I remain slightly sorry that Gussie Fink-Nottle and Madeline Bassett never worked out in the long run, because I consider it comedy platinum to ship the nerdiest man in interwar England with a woman who explains all natural phenomena by fairies sneezing.

I believe this apprehensive person to be a junction box, and even if not, their expression is intensely relatable.

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[sabotabby]

I thought JewBelong had hit rock bottom but apparently someone handed them a shovel. Oy. I saw a funny parody of their signs that I'd share as a palate cleanser but I can't remember where I saw it.

[sovay]

I thought JewBelong had hit rock bottom but apparently someone handed them a shovel. Oy. I saw a funny parody of their signs that I'd share as a palate cleanser but I can't remember where I saw it.

I appreciate the thought! They seem to be well on their way to a patch of the Indian Ocean.