I have nurses I can talk to and thermometers to hold

[sovay]

On the one hand it is incredibly stupid that I had to rescue the car from its wheel-spinning stall in refrozen snow with a box of cat sand fetched from the front hall, but on the other I feel incredibly smug that it worked.

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[moon_custafer]

(I don’t, but I remember an extended Tumblr thread about whether or not a polished malachite stalactite would be too toxic to use as a sex toy, with geologists and biologists weighing in)

[sovay]

(I don’t, but I remember an extended Tumblr thread about whether or not a polished malachite stalactite would be too toxic to use as a sex toy, with geologists and biologists weighing in)

"Still don't put the stalactite in your butt -3/10 do not recommend."

[selkie]

Dramatic performance of the malachite stalactite thread can make the teen flee the room, FYI!

[sovay]

Dramatic performance of the malachite stalactite thread can make the teen flee the room, FYI!

I mean, that is nuclear internet.

[radiantfracture]

Thank you for all of this