And what was just the punchline for this joke shop magic trick

[sovay]

Right, this afternoon's love note from the City of Somerville's Department of Infrastructure and Asset Management indicates that our sewer service will be interrupted for maintenance next week. Would someone please direct me to the nearest Venturus so that I can punch him in the head?

Comments

[julian]

Good lord.

You have a water curse. That's all there is to it. Which is, of course, weird since water's also your element, but I mean, what the fuck?

[sovay]

You have a water curse. That's all there is to it. Which is, of course, weird since water's also your element, but I mean, what the fuck?

The gas main would be air and fire. The sewer might also be earth. I think we need an all-purpose exorcism by now.

[julian]

Good point.

I think we need an all-purpose exorcism by now.

Apparrently SO. *Sheesh*