And what was just the punchline for this joke shop magic trick

[sovay]

Right, this afternoon's love note from the City of Somerville's Department of Infrastructure and Asset Management indicates that our sewer service will be interrupted for maintenance next week. Would someone please direct me to the nearest Venturus so that I can punch him in the head?

Comments

[julian]

Good lord.

You have a water curse. That's all there is to it. Which is, of course, weird since water's also your element, but I mean, what the fuck?

[gwynnega]

NooooOOOooo! Talk about adding insult to injury.

[swan_tower]

Ye gods on pogo sticks. I may have been thinking of Archer's Goon already; your luck did not need to double down on the allusion.

[thisbluespirit]

Oh no!! I was too late with the 2000! Or it was supposed to be your 2000, which would of course have the proper deep irony. *hugs*

I am so sorry. I really hope the entire local authority stops ganging up on you soon. And also that the plumbing finally gets properly fixed!!

[rosefox]

Noooooooo!