I want to feel less like a half-assed apology
I have a new shirt, by which I mean its age and provenance are indeterminate and it fits me. This is increasingly how I acquire my good clothes and I'm not complaining.

All I wanted to do last night was lie on the couch and watch the Granada Sherlock Holmes (1984–94), except the source that I used for this purpose last spring had expired from the freely available internet, so instead I lay on the couch and read Arthur Conan Doyle and AO3, which were satisfying in their own right but not quite the same thing.

All I wanted to do last night was lie on the couch and watch the Granada Sherlock Holmes (1984–94), except the source that I used for this purpose last spring had expired from the freely available internet, so instead I lay on the couch and read Arthur Conan Doyle and AO3, which were satisfying in their own right but not quite the same thing.

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Wanna go to Polyn?
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Thank you!
Wanna go to Polyn?
I want to enjoy my shirt without, like, explosions!
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If we go to Polyn you can stand behind me! I'm three times as wide as you!