I'll radiate love like Three Mile Island
I had never heard of Auntie Arwen's Spice Blends before
lesser_celery casually mentioned their Chernobyl Meltdown Pepper Blend a few days ago—a claim which required a certain amount of chutzpah, I thought. I shouldn't have been so amazed. Browsing their website, I have since discovered Barking Mad Lime Pepper Blend, Berserkergang Viking Dill Salt, Rusty Nail Spike Seasoning, Scorned Woman Jalapeño Fudge, Tipsy Camel Za'atar, and—my personal favorite—Klingon in the Alley Hot Jerk Seasoning. I still haven't tried any of these, but I'm half tempted to just for the names.
If I discover someday that Auntie Arwen and BPAL know one another, I think I will not be in the least surprised.
If I discover someday that Auntie Arwen and BPAL know one another, I think I will not be in the least surprised.

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Hah! That's exactly what I was thinking as I was reading the names! Tipsy Camel Za'atar... Heee. So cartoonish.
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Or spam-like. I wouldn't be at all surprised to receive an advertisement for "dynamite for the soul!" one of these days.