I'll radiate love like Three Mile Island

[sovay]

I had never heard of Auntie Arwen's Spice Blends before lesser_celery casually mentioned their Chernobyl Meltdown Pepper Blend a few days ago—a claim which required a certain amount of chutzpah, I thought. I shouldn't have been so amazed. Browsing their website, I have since discovered Barking Mad Lime Pepper Blend, Berserkergang Viking Dill Salt, Rusty Nail Spike Seasoning, Scorned Woman Jalapeño Fudge, Tipsy Camel Za'atar, and—my personal favorite—Klingon in the Alley Hot Jerk Seasoning. I still haven't tried any of these, but I'm half tempted to just for the names.

If I discover someday that Auntie Arwen and BPAL know one another, I think I will not be in the least surprised.

Comments

[janni.livejournal.com]

Oh, these look lovely--thanks for the link!

[sovay]

No problem! You'll have to let me know what you get!

[tithenai.livejournal.com]

If I discover someday that Auntie Arwen and BPAL know one another, I think I will not be in the least surprised.

Hah! That's exactly what I was thinking as I was reading the names! Tipsy Camel Za'atar... Heee. So cartoonish.

[sovay]

Tipsy Camel Za'atar... Heee. So cartoonish.

Or spam-like. I wouldn't be at all surprised to receive an advertisement for "dynamite for the soul!" one of these days.

[teenybuffalo.livejournal.com]

Terry Pratchett, on his alt.fan listing:
"Once I absentmindedly asked for Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant in Canada, and the waitress was very resourceful and brought me a jar of Tabasco and a bottle of Thousand Island dressing."

[sovay]

a jar of Tabasco and a bottle of Thousand Island dressing.

That's magnificent.

[lesser-celery.livejournal.com]

If the new shipment of Chernobyl arrives in time, I'll bring you some. Good for what ails you, especially if what ails you is unscorched tastebuds or sinuses.

[sovay]

If the new shipment of Chernobyl arrives in time, I'll bring you some.

Oh, sure. I haven't blown my head off in a few months . . .