Of thinking I can't love anyone even if it's the Devil himself

[sovay]

On the one hand, I had to spend a portion of my afternoon inside a hospital—it was a scheduled appointment rather than a surprise, but nerve-racking all the same.

On the other, I found this hat.

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[nodrog]

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

- Steven Wright 


(When he appeared on the Tonight show, Johnny Carson - “Mr Hollywood,” who'd met them all - was at a total loss on how to introduce this man to the studio audience.  “Ladies and gentlemen…  Uh, Steven Wright,” was all he could manage.)