On the one hand, I had to spend a portion of my afternoon inside a hospital—it was a scheduled appointment rather than a surprise, but nerve-racking all the same.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
- Steven Wright
(When he appeared on the Tonight show, Johnny Carson - “Mr Hollywood,” who'd met them all - was at a total loss on how to introduce this man to the studio audience. “Ladies and gentlemen… Uh, Steven Wright,” was all he could manage.)
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Thank you! There were some aces in that run.
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- Steven Wright
(When he appeared on the Tonight show, Johnny Carson - “Mr Hollywood,” who'd met them all - was at a total loss on how to introduce this man to the studio audience. “Ladies and gentlemen… Uh, Steven Wright,” was all he could manage.)