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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2006-07-16 11:31 pm

The seaweed was tangled about his head

I no longer remember on whose journal I found this piece of silliness, but it amused me:

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:
Your title is:The Big Cheese
Your symbol is:the lion, for power and pure badass
You rule from:a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement
At your side is:your Royal Chocolate Carrier
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:archers with mad skillz
Your most popular law is:No more speakers on cars that rattle windows of homes
Your least popular law is:You must be offered a role in any new movie you want
Your worst enemy is:cranberries - ewww
Your popularity rating is:: 71%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 3%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I was sort of hoping to rule from a dirgible city, but I don't think that's even one of the options—and it was only because I've recently been introduced to Phil and Kaja Foglio's Girl Genius,* which is steampunk brilliance if ever I read it. No prizes for guessing which character is my favorite.

In other news, my mother and I made crab cakes with scallions, chives, and yellow peppers for dinner tonight, and my brother grilled shrimp downstairs in the summer kitchen (and my father, who cannot stand fish, shellfish, or any foodstuff with even a tangential connection to the water, fled the house). In this respect, I am not at all my father's daughter. If I could live on seafood, I would. As I am peculiarly comforted by eating miso soup: it contains seaweed. But I'm also fond of mushrooms, and I'm carnivorous, so I suppose I draw the tide-line somewhere. What I really need is to live somewhere with coastline and deep forest. As a child, in the summer, I would climb trees and hardly come down all day; I need somewhere the seasons change, where I can watch the calendar in the turn of leaves. It's tricky, this balancing of deeply-held kinks. Branches and deep water; the sea and the leaves. Maybe I need a mangrove swamp.

. . . I would so totally enact the law about window-rattling loud music, too.

*Courtesy of Crispin, who does not have a livejournal, but with whom I once chatted about tuberculosis while out to dinner and cleared the table behind us. We felt like the Blues Brothers. In his other life, he's a historian of medicine. And absentmindedly sketches, on napkins, the blueprints for contraptions like the Pigeon Liquefier. He'd fit right in with the Heterodynes.

[identity profile] watermelonpoet.livejournal.com 2006-07-17 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Recovering MtG myself. I'm a little shy of the Foglios for reasons of a sharp whiff of exploitive sexism which I cannot quite condemn, but cannot ignore, either. I love steampunk in general though, and have nursed a longstanding Miyazaki obsession.

I've heard tell of a place called Jasper beach up near some family holdings in Maine, which is made out of smooth black stones; only having a twin somewhere in Japan. I hope to see it pretty soon.

[identity profile] watermelonpoet.livejournal.com 2006-07-17 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's mostly that they've never met a cheesecake shot they didn't like, and, indeed, a lot of the stuff I remember seeing (particularly of Phil's) it being kind of gratuitous to the point of being distracting in places.

[identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com 2006-07-18 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
The bad-implant, inflatable-looking, quadruple-F breasts on all the wasp-waisted bubble-bottomed female characters not only become tiresome to the jaded reader, they are (documented fact) irritating and off-putting to female teenagers with brains. The underwear fetish is tiresome too, though. And it's firmly entrenched. Pity too. The slobbery jiggle element discounts the hard work they've clearly done on the plotting and characters.

[identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com 2006-07-18 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
The increasingly looming characterization problem is that the writers consistently rely on people not knowing things and-or not telling one another things, and as the things not known or told become more and more important and critical---e.g., Klaus Wulfenbach goes off on a tangent (I'm being vague, you'll recognize this when it happens) instead of addressing information that he knows is important and that's lying in front of him---the characters are undermined. This is keeping the story overall from advancing from the "cute entertainment" category.

I like the books quite a lot, mind, and it's a sense of very high potential not being realized that's bothering me! I don't think they've had an editor go over their whole giant projected opus, and I do think that good editing would fix most of the accumulating defects. It needs tightening.