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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2006-07-16 11:31 pm

The seaweed was tangled about his head

I no longer remember on whose journal I found this piece of silliness, but it amused me:

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:
Your title is:The Big Cheese
Your symbol is:the lion, for power and pure badass
You rule from:a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement
At your side is:your Royal Chocolate Carrier
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:archers with mad skillz
Your most popular law is:No more speakers on cars that rattle windows of homes
Your least popular law is:You must be offered a role in any new movie you want
Your worst enemy is:cranberries - ewww
Your popularity rating is:: 71%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 3%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I was sort of hoping to rule from a dirgible city, but I don't think that's even one of the options—and it was only because I've recently been introduced to Phil and Kaja Foglio's Girl Genius,* which is steampunk brilliance if ever I read it. No prizes for guessing which character is my favorite.

In other news, my mother and I made crab cakes with scallions, chives, and yellow peppers for dinner tonight, and my brother grilled shrimp downstairs in the summer kitchen (and my father, who cannot stand fish, shellfish, or any foodstuff with even a tangential connection to the water, fled the house). In this respect, I am not at all my father's daughter. If I could live on seafood, I would. As I am peculiarly comforted by eating miso soup: it contains seaweed. But I'm also fond of mushrooms, and I'm carnivorous, so I suppose I draw the tide-line somewhere. What I really need is to live somewhere with coastline and deep forest. As a child, in the summer, I would climb trees and hardly come down all day; I need somewhere the seasons change, where I can watch the calendar in the turn of leaves. It's tricky, this balancing of deeply-held kinks. Branches and deep water; the sea and the leaves. Maybe I need a mangrove swamp.

. . . I would so totally enact the law about window-rattling loud music, too.

*Courtesy of Crispin, who does not have a livejournal, but with whom I once chatted about tuberculosis while out to dinner and cleared the table behind us. We felt like the Blues Brothers. In his other life, he's a historian of medicine. And absentmindedly sketches, on napkins, the blueprints for contraptions like the Pigeon Liquefier. He'd fit right in with the Heterodynes.

[identity profile] spectre-general.livejournal.com 2006-07-17 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to the Foglios!

Though truth be told I haven't read Girl Genius in quite a while, I remember enjoying it thoroughly.
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[personal profile] seajules 2006-07-17 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Branches and deep water; the sea and the leaves.

You too? Throw in rivers and mountains and lakes, and welcome to my paradise. This is why the Spouse and I are aiming at the Pacific Northwest for the assignment after next (next is San Diego again). It has all of the above.
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[personal profile] seajules 2006-08-07 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
The first ocean I ever saw was the Pacific. I was seven, and my father had just joined the Army and been stationed at the Presidio in San Francisco. Seeing it for the first time was like coming home.

California's incredibly expensive, though, and I was born in Oregon (the Northeastern section) and went there pretty much every summer as a child to spend some weeks with my extended family, so that too is home. I figure it makes sense to combine them. *G*

[identity profile] kythiaranos.livejournal.com 2006-07-17 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The image I now have of you as one of the Blues Brothers is just too, too awesome. :-)

[identity profile] clarionj.livejournal.com 2006-07-17 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I just wrote you an e-mail about the sea and the leaves :)

Did you see the photo on [livejournal.com profile] ajjones's recent post? You have to take a look at it.

[identity profile] schreibergasse.livejournal.com 2006-07-17 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
...AAAS Girl Genius takes over the LJ community. I got hooked by [livejournal.com profile] stealthmuffin in the wake of the Gorilla Detector episode...

[identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com 2006-07-18 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Crossed reference. There isn't a Gorilla Detector episode in Girl Genius. There is a MMMMPH detector. No...must...not...spoil...story...

You had better find someone with the books and spend an afternoon with them. (And don't miss the Foglio Narbonic episode; is that still available online anywhere?)
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[personal profile] larryhammer 2006-07-17 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That widgit claims I passed a law banning people over 6'2", which is of course absurd. It would be people over 6'4", so no one would be taller than me.

---L.
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[personal profile] larryhammer 2006-07-17 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Two Inches of Security would make a good band name. Or a blog name.

Just sayin'.

---L.

[identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com 2006-07-18 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Or a foreign policy catchphrase.

[identity profile] watermelonpoet.livejournal.com 2006-07-17 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Recovering MtG myself. I'm a little shy of the Foglios for reasons of a sharp whiff of exploitive sexism which I cannot quite condemn, but cannot ignore, either. I love steampunk in general though, and have nursed a longstanding Miyazaki obsession.

I've heard tell of a place called Jasper beach up near some family holdings in Maine, which is made out of smooth black stones; only having a twin somewhere in Japan. I hope to see it pretty soon.

[identity profile] watermelonpoet.livejournal.com 2006-07-17 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's mostly that they've never met a cheesecake shot they didn't like, and, indeed, a lot of the stuff I remember seeing (particularly of Phil's) it being kind of gratuitous to the point of being distracting in places.

[identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com 2006-07-18 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
The bad-implant, inflatable-looking, quadruple-F breasts on all the wasp-waisted bubble-bottomed female characters not only become tiresome to the jaded reader, they are (documented fact) irritating and off-putting to female teenagers with brains. The underwear fetish is tiresome too, though. And it's firmly entrenched. Pity too. The slobbery jiggle element discounts the hard work they've clearly done on the plotting and characters.

[identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com 2006-07-18 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
The increasingly looming characterization problem is that the writers consistently rely on people not knowing things and-or not telling one another things, and as the things not known or told become more and more important and critical---e.g., Klaus Wulfenbach goes off on a tangent (I'm being vague, you'll recognize this when it happens) instead of addressing information that he knows is important and that's lying in front of him---the characters are undermined. This is keeping the story overall from advancing from the "cute entertainment" category.

I like the books quite a lot, mind, and it's a sense of very high potential not being realized that's bothering me! I don't think they've had an editor go over their whole giant projected opus, and I do think that good editing would fix most of the accumulating defects. It needs tightening.