And the terrible landlord had all in his tow
"I feel less embarrassed about being related to poop-throwing monkeys! Orangutans that masturbate in public! At least bonobos have a concept of sexual consent!"
(I was yelling about politics in the shower. I think
spatch was relaying me highlights from 45's AP interview and had just quoted something wildly inaccurate about China, but really, the whole situation deserves it.)
(I was yelling about politics in the shower. I think

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WHEN MANDRILLS SHOW THEIR ASSES, THEY ARE AT LEAST INTERESTING TO LOOK AT.