If they find the bodies in the basement
Because
grailquestion gave me one of the most beautiful quotations I have ever heard:
If you leave comment requesting a quick analysis, then I will respond to you about the following . . .
1. I'll respond with something random I like about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll name something we should do together.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or just me).
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll leave you a quote that is somehow appropriate to you.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must can post this on your journal so you can do the same for other people.
If you leave comment requesting a quick analysis, then I will respond to you about the following . . .
1. I'll respond with something random I like about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll name something we should do together.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or just me).
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll leave you a quote that is somehow appropriate to you.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must can post this on your journal so you can do the same for other people.

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Not at all!
1. You always know where to find the mermaids.
2. Sting's "Valparaiso."
3. Admire the criminally cute Audrey.
4. Poets have fire in the belly.
5. In the first class I ever took with Luis, he introduced you as newly married and I didn't know you from the next TA, but I remember as soon as you started to talk about Yemayá and flowers thrown into the sea, I wouldn't ever confuse you with anyone else.
6. Her ear too is a shell, the peeping lobe there. Been to the seaside. Lovely seaside girls . . . Hair braided over: shell with seaweed. Why do they hide their ears with seaweed hair?
7. Am I correct that you're related to James Joyce? I have always believed this, but maybe it's only a spiritual descent . . .