If they find the bodies in the basement
Because
grailquestion gave me one of the most beautiful quotations I have ever heard:
If you leave comment requesting a quick analysis, then I will respond to you about the following . . .
1. I'll respond with something random I like about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll name something we should do together.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or just me).
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll leave you a quote that is somehow appropriate to you.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must can post this on your journal so you can do the same for other people.
If you leave comment requesting a quick analysis, then I will respond to you about the following . . .
1. I'll respond with something random I like about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll name something we should do together.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or just me).
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll leave you a quote that is somehow appropriate to you.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must can post this on your journal so you can do the same for other people.

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1. You learned to drive on a combine harvester.
2. The Squirrel Nut Zippers' "Wash Jones."
3. Sing.
4. Sea snakes in the Persian Gulf!
5. I think our earliest real conversation was about artificial intelligence, but I have always remembered your air trumpet with great awe and fondness.
6. Always giving up the ghost in your own private conversation.
7. How did you learn how to brew beer?