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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2017-01-12 09:30 pm

Everybody's going to jail this morning

1. Courtesy of Dean: Dewey "Pigmeat" Markham, "Here Comes the Judge." It's an incredible recording. I had never heard of either Markham or his most famous routine, although [livejournal.com profile] derspatchel started quoting the song the minute I mentioned the title; if someone had played it for me cold and asked me when I thought it was recorded, barring the Vietnam references I'd have guessed the early '80's at least. It has the vocal rhythms of old-school hip-hop, the percussive swagger, and it is play-on-loop catchy. It was recorded in 1968, after Sammy Davis, Jr. revived the routine for a white audience on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In (Markham was later invited onto the show himself). The B-side sketch it leads into has a punch line that dates back to vaudeville, but it's so well-delivered I don't care. He performed in blackface—a black man wearing burnt cork—until 1943. America gonif?

2. [livejournal.com profile] heliopausa asked if I knew of any Allied novels or movies from World War II that acknowledged the humanity of the Japanese in the same way that The Moon Is Down (1943) acknowledged the humanity of the Germans: I couldn't think of any. Postwar films with wartime settings, yes: Sessue Hayakawa playing the honorable enemy in Three Came Home (1950) and The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957), James Shigeta as a sympathetic American-married diplomat in Bridge to the Sun (1961), I assume-to-hope there were more and more nuanced portrayals as the years went by and Hollywood became incrementally less racist. (As of last year there is finally a movie about Chiune Sugihara, although it is ineligible for purposes of this discussion because it is a Japanese production and has yet to play somewhere I can see it.) Between Pearl Harbor and V-J Day, however, pretty much everything that I know came out of Hollywood was either a racist cartoon of the kind it still upsets me that Dr. Seuss ever drew or a faceless wall of the enemy in their numbers, not exactly surprising from a country that couldn't see the disjoint of liberating concentration camps while fencing its own citizens behind barbed wire.* I know there was some sympathetic reportage, but I don't know if it made it into art. Behind the Rising Sun (1943) was definitely not it. I should like to believe there was at least one humanizing novel written by an Allied author at the time, but I don't know what it is or where to look for it. Outside of the U.S.? Anyone got pointers? Or was it all just as bad as Our Enemy—The Japanese (1943)?

* I am still sad that I couldn't get to the theatrical broadcast of Allegiance when it came around in December. Tangenting off on Hollywood depictions of Japanese-Americans did turn up something interesting: Robert Pirosh's Go for Broke! (1951), which appears to celebrate the heroism of Nisei soldiers—and admit the irony of their circumstances—considerably earlier than I thought this country had gotten around to and cast real-life veterans of the 442nd Regimental Combat Team in major roles. It's in the public domain thanks to failure to renew copyright, so I may try to check it out. Hell to Eternity (1960) sounds fascinating but also as though it may have whitewashed its protagonist, so I'm still thinking it over.

3. I was just obliged to fill out a demographic form and was reminded that the definition of "White" according to the U.S. Census Bureau parenthetically specifies "Not Hispanic or Latino" and then goes on to apply to "A person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa." Huh? I thought. Outside of the contingent whiteness of Ashkenazi Jews, when has anyone with roots in the Middle East ever been viewed as white in this country? So I poked at the internet and discovered the answer was 1909, when Syrian immigrant George Shishim sued for the right to become a naturalized U.S. citizen, which at that time depended on ethnographically proving his whiteness because the United States couldn't be bothered to extend its rights and privileges to its non-white residents. So that was an even more fucked-up answer than I had expected.

These are the kinds of historical facts it makes me feel stupid to learn only now, but at least I am learning them. On the brighter side, [livejournal.com profile] teenybuffalo tagged a portrait for me and now I will happily learn more about both Romaine Brooks and Gluck, neither of whom I had previously heard of. Also there is now an Estonian ferry with Tom of Finland's art all over it and that can only be a good thing for the world. Apparently that was April Fool's Day last year. I maintain it would have been great business. The painters are still real, though.
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[personal profile] cyphomandra 2017-01-13 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Laurens van der Post wrote about his experiences as a POW under the Japanese (fictionalised and filmed as Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence), but I don't think anything got published until the 50s at the earliest...
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[personal profile] movingfinger 2017-01-13 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
NB Lin-Manuel Miranda alludes to "Here Comes the Judge" in "Rise Up/Here Comes the General."
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[personal profile] moon_custafer 2017-01-13 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Even more fucked-up -- I see by your link that the reason Shishim had to sue for citizenship to begin with is that he was a cop and a suspect had tried the argument that the arrest wasn't valid. I was about to wonder if Chang Apana ever had to deal with suspects claiming a similar loophole, but then remembered that Hawaii wasn't yet a U.S. State in his day.

The reference to a "paint war" in Gluck's Wikipedia entry reminds me of Tumblr's current fascination with the feud between Anish Kapoor and Stuart Semple over the licensing of Vantablack.
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[personal profile] moon_custafer 2017-01-13 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that's as far as it's got at present in real life, but someone on Tumblr jokingly commented under a photo of a pink car that had crashed into an expensive black car, "Stuart Semple vs Anish Kapoor." I doubt it's got back to the artists in question, however.

[identity profile] teenybuffalo.livejournal.com 2017-01-13 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Good, you found it. The first thing I thought when I saw the portrait was, "Oh, there's Sovay with a short haircut." I had never heard of either the artist or the sitter before now, but I need more of both of them.

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[identity profile] teenybuffalo.livejournal.com 2017-01-13 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the house motto at my Tumblr is "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fish-Maids," so I'm pleased to note I'm living up to my publicity.

[identity profile] ethelmay.livejournal.com 2017-01-13 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I certainly remember people quoting "Here come the judge," and it can't have been terribly long after that came out, given that I was probably under ten at the time. How often I heard the actual song, I'm not sure.

Betty MacDonald's The Plague and I is (a) not a novel, (b) about events before the war (1937-1938), and (c) published in 1948, but it does have a very sympathetic portrayal of a young Japanese woman, Monica Sone (née Kazuko Itoi), who later wrote her own memoir, Nisei Daughter, in which she remembers Betty MacDonald equally fondly. (In other words this is a complete tangent from your inquiry, but you might possibly be interested anyway.)

[identity profile] ethelmay.livejournal.com 2017-01-13 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. She was in a TB sanitarium for nine months or so, and Monica (called Kimi in the book), eighteen at the time, was one of her roommates. I grew up reading Betty MacDonald's various memoirs as she was a local author (Seattle).

Here comes the Judge

[identity profile] lauradi7.livejournal.com 2017-01-13 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
I remember parts of the song verbatim but was gobsmacked to hear that it dealt so clearly with the Paris Peace talks. The talks had just begun in 1968 (and dragged on for five years. Maybe we should have sent Markham). As far as I recall, there was a recurring skit on Laugh-In with the theme of Here Comes the Judge, but I think Sammy Davis Jr. only showed up in a cameo, appearing without warning in the robe, saying "Now everybody knows I *am* the judge." I could be wrong. It's been nearly fifty years, after all. It didn't seem odd to me at the time, but I have looked back with interest to the fact that the two TV shows all of my pubescent friends watched in 8th grade were "Laugh-In" and "Here Come the Brides," a fictional series inspired by the project to import East Coast women to the then mostly male logging area of Seattle, one hundred years before the show aired. Cutting edge (more or less) satire and nostalgia, appealing to the same audience.
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[personal profile] tb 2017-01-13 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
These are the kinds of historical facts it makes me feel stupid to learn only now, but at least I am learning them. I know that feel, with a dose of anger at how complacently racist so much of my formal education was. That may be the clearest criterion for choosing "white" on U.S. demographic forms.

I was very glad I got to see the theatrical broadcast of Allegiance back in December. You'll have another chance: "George Takei’s Allegiance" will return to select theaters for a one-day encore Feb. 19" (the 75th anniversary of Executive Order 9066). If you go, bring tissues and stay for the post-credits material.

Also, thanks for the Laugh-In memories; I remember "Here Comes the Judge" from watching the show as a child. I had no real grasp of the larger social context but even so felt there was something more going on there.

[identity profile] lauradi7.livejournal.com 2017-01-13 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad to know Allegiance is returning. We did not buy tickets in advance. When we got to the theater, it was sold out.

[identity profile] kenjari.livejournal.com 2017-01-13 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
any Allied novels or movies from World War II that acknowledged the humanity of the Japanese

Let me see what I can do about finding this kind of novel. (I am a sucker for challenging reference questions.) This may take a while, so feel free to nudge me if I don't report back.
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[personal profile] gwynnega 2017-01-13 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That Romaine Brooks portrait does look like you! I hadn't thought about her or Gluck in ages--possibly before the Internet age.

That Tom of Finland Estonian ferry is very cheerful-making.

ETA: I remember the "Here Comes the Judge" skit from Laugh-In, but I'd never heard that recording. Wow!
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[identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com 2017-01-13 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Note the date on original Tumblr entry.
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[personal profile] gwynnega 2017-01-13 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
How did you run across them?

Probably from some book on the history of women artists. Though it's also possible I learned about Romaine Brooks from reading about her partner Natalie Barney.

[identity profile] handful-ofdust.livejournal.com 2017-01-16 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That song's amazing. And referencing in at least two other rap songs I love (Public Enemy's "Can't Truss It" and NWA's "Fuck tha Police.")
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