I'm doomed. At the tender age of three, I was devouring crustaceans like nobody's business. (I ate my shrimp tempura appetizer. I ate my mother's shrimp tempura appetizer. I ate the second shrimp tempura appetizer my mother ordered. I think she finally gave up and ordered something that I wouldn't eat—with no seafood.) I'm going to be the after-dinner mint of the Elder Gods.